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This page is mainly on the funnie crap that people send me throught e-mail.....

If you have any funny crap (no pictures of Stanly) please send it to me and if I think it's good enough for my page, it will be on my page with your name. ok? my e-mail address is [email protected] (or just click the link at the bottom of the page)

Here's an e-mail I got from Jason (can't say the last name).......

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming 'oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina'. The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said 'Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit'. The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said 'OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The Husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said 'Yes, Yes,whatever, just get on with it'. So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, 'I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper'. So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "oh doctor, doctor" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young ladies breasts and started making loud noises. The husband, at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. 'Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing' he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied 'Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard'.

Here's another e-mail from Jason.......(no offence if your blond)

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunettes team rides at the bottom of the bus. The blonds ride at the top level. The brunettes are having a great time at the bottom, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the blonds upstairs, so she decides to go up and investigate.

When the brunett reaches the top, she finds all the blonds frozen in fear, stearing straight-ahead at the road, and clutching their seats in front of them with white knuckels. She says," What the heck's going' on up here? We're having an great time downstairs"!

One of the blonds from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!




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